1. A home restaurant you will sit with people you don't know.
2. You get seconds.
3. You eat what you are given. No choice.
4. The hostess may come and get drunk with you afterwards.
5. If I'm tired you have to get up and get it yourself.
6. You get to look at my cheap toiletries (Tesco value shampoo and Indian £ shop conditioner) and my dodgy 80's record collection (but you also get to see my black and white photographs of my travels which are for sale).
7. Nobody… Continue